science and religion

August 13, 2008 | Filed Under Gear-grinding, g'mornin' 

I have a rant this morning.  All dipshits and scumbags should be wiped off the face of the Earth.  They shouldn’t even have the right to be human.  Circumstances have worked out in their favor so they could be human.  This is just a theory of course, I don’t plan to follow any of this through.  But say reincarnation is true, that the hindu caste system is true.  it’s my theory that all these people who can’t act human, were never meant to be human.  It’s just that the human population is so big that a soul that was meant to be a dog got upgraded to human stature just due to the fact we have too many humans.  SOOOOO,

Bring on the goddamn rapture.  I’ll pay my part if it cleans up this Earth.  We need to learn the Art of keeping this Earth properly populated.  I mean don’t you hate it when you see someone who isn’t fit for a managerical position, hold that position.  Same thing with today.  All these Class-A yoyo’s out here occupying our space and breathing our air, do not deserve to be human, they should be dog’s.  But once again due to the Bureaucracy of the Universe they get upgraded.  It isn’t right.

Now I’ll admit there’s the possibility that I shouldn’t even be allowed to be human, writing a rant like this and all.  But who gives a goddamn.

What’s worse than these souls getting to occupy the physical world in human form?  What’s worse is that we give them goddamn driver licenses.  We let them get into control of 1-2-3 ton vehicles.  Hell, we vote them into Office.  While we, those who are not idiots, must keep on our toes every day to stay clear of these morons.

This Armageddon that religion speaks of.  I think it is science.  I think that they (the ancients)  knew something and they probably wrote it down very clearly what is to happen, but those who want to be in control (unjustifiable humans) have cleared it out of all texts.  Not completely but enough to keep most people scared.  The ancients who predicted the “end of the earth” probably never worded as “the end of the earth”.  And it is no more of a prediction than us predicting a hurricane will hit north america in the summe.  It’s probably along the same scale.  Every so often cosmic years our solar system moves through a turbulent area of the galaxy.  And it won’t be a moment too soon, because the Human Race needs to be tested to see if it is worthy enough of making the next evolutionary jump.

I  have no clue where this is headed.

It started with my bike ride to work this morning.  I was riding on the right side of the road.  As a car passed me on the left I was meaning to take the immediate next left.  I stuck out my arm to signal I was turning left and even got into the center of the road. But not that this friggin’ idiot noticed or cared.  He was posed to turn left from the road I was turning on to and proceeded to turn even though I had properly signaled and was making my turn.  I had to swerve back into my road to avoid getting hit and then he gives me the look, like I’m the asshole.

So, all of a sudden it dawned on me that he wasn’t an asshole, he just doesn’t deserve to be human.  He should be a dog, or a pig, or a vegetable.

And so by almost getting hit this morning I realized reincarnation is true but that there are too many humans and not enough justified souls to fill them, so shit souls have to fill in the gap.

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