… Long as I’ve got my GPS Jesus
It’s an old story, and I’m not going to tell you how I came across it, but here it is:
from http://www.splendoroftruth.com/curtjester/archives/008589.php
BAL HARBOUR, Fla. — A baby Jesus statue, part of a Nativity scene here,
will be equipped with a Global Positioning System after the
disappearance of a previous statue, which had been bolted down.
“I
don’t anticipate this will ever happen again,” said Dina Cellini, who
oversees the display, “but we may need to rely on technology to save
our savior.”
The Mary and Joseph statues will also be
fitted with GPS devices, she said. The devices are being bought with
residents’ contributions and Cellini’s own money.
Cellini has also installed a Plexiglas screen in front of the display.
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It's Leo. Go back to the top and read the page titled "WhoDat?"... Maybe I can do an excerpt here someday. Maybe soon. Probably some time after I find out how to excerpt anything... I'm pretty sure it isn't too hard.
What is needed here is something like the stuff right above it which checks for existence of something
and if it exists shows it, otherwise puts in general blather.
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